Seem like there is some business potential here. While I won’t be charging any of my friends for this service, if there are any strangers out there who would like some assistance, be in touch. I charge $25 for the online date profile of your dreams and you will retain all intellectual property rights on my amazing thoughts. Not a bad deal!
Speaking of profiles and their analysis, OkCupid has a one-to-five star system of rating fellow members. Well I just rated a bevy of individuals and realized that I gave a guy simply wearing a NASA t-shirt a higher rating than a guy who works for NASA. The NASA employee was hot and like could potentially be sent to outer space, which is really hot but he listed Robin Williams as his favorite stand-up comedian. Untenable.
Speaking of profiles and their analysis, OkCupid has a one-to-five star system of rating fellow members. Well I just rated a bevy of individuals and realized that I gave a guy simply wearing a NASA t-shirt a higher rating than a guy who works for NASA. The NASA employee was hot and like could potentially be sent to outer space, which is really hot but he listed Robin Williams as his favorite stand-up comedian. Untenable.
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your writing is hilarious and i hope you keep this up. maybe with more details on each of the dates you attend? -- helen
ReplyDeleteHelen - I have responded to your comment with a blog post.
ReplyDeletemuch appreciated! you have a devoted reader in me. - h
ReplyDeleteI have heard about at least one business that does what you mention here, though it apparently specializes only in "geeks": http://geeksdreamgirl.com/onlinedatinghelp
ReplyDeletehahahah Caroline that's wonderful, maybe I'll corner the "nerd" market
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