Monday, January 11, 2010

Would you please give me pointers on this blog post? not

I wish I could share with you the promised particulars of Internet date night, but the stranger diagnosed himself with a debilitating common cold 2.5 hours before show time. The truth or falseness of his affliction is not something I’ve devoted much thought to.

But evidently there are some who would prefer to actually put genuine stock into what happens with Internet people they have not yet met. On J date, a cry for help comes from a guy seeking profile advice from the very girls who didn't respond to him over the past few weeks. I informed him respectfully that it was he and not his profile that was the problem in our case. Then I indulged myself in giving him a few pointers. Jdate is very pro-procreative. If I had a time machine, I would have used it to discover whether any asshole babies are brought forth into this universe due to my consultation before I gave the advice.

(Just kidding about the title of this blog post. I enjoy your pointers. For real. Keep 'em coming.)
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2010 at 7:57 AM

    I find this blog to be interesting.

    --Jake

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  2. The Online DateretteJanuary 12, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    Thanks brotha. And to those who might think I am employing a street vernacular, I am not, I am assuming that the Jake commenting here is my literal brotha. Correct me if I am wrong.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 2:42 PM

    You are correct. Though I like the new look of your webpage, I think that the white font on the black background might make it harder to read. Ok. I need to read your newest posts.

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