Saturday, January 8, 2011

A bit of Brazil in wintertime Brooklyn

I submitted myself to a Brazilian wax treatment on Friday to bring a smile to the face of a new gentleman friend of mine who returns tomorrow from a month-long sabbatical to Southern California, (where said style is highly concentrated in particular valleys.)

Readers concerned with my emotional well-being and feminists have no need to fret that this action was a reaction to a demand or request. Be assured that I would not tolerate a placer of that kind of order. I am simply trying out new ideas in this new year.

For those who have never had the pleasure of this experience, well you see, it's like this: [please enjoy this SFW video]

I was under no misguided impression it would not be like that so yea...I must really like this guy. In any case, I haven't seen him in about a month, nor heard his voice, but we've been in touch via several textual forms of communication. Given that I've gone through the above, I hope that upon his return, I still find his existence to be enjoyable and that I was not just tripping, as it were.

Monday, January 3, 2011

May you be written and sealed for a good year in the book of faces

Happy 2011. It is my hope that all my readers took the marking of the earth's latest revolution around the sun as an opportunity to make out with someone.

2010 in review:

The Internet became an explosively popular forum for modern lovefare, but romance found in real life still wielded power enough to complicate and compromise operations for bloggers on this topic.

2011 Prospectus:

With Google placing ads on your home page about topics your brain has not even had time to send nerve signals to your typing fingers about, you can be assured that dating is going to get even creepier this year than it is today. However, if you ride the information wave, what provokes today’s stalking complaint, will give way to tomorrow’s smiles. Meanwhile ABC’s The Bachelor is beginning its 21st season. And on planet earth, all women of childbearing age will grow one year closer to the terminus of this particular biological functionality. If you or someone close to you knows a woman for whom this is a relevant life detail, make preparations. Finally, economic recovery will put more cash in the hands of singles, expanding dating expenditures beyond variety samplings at the Nuts 4 Nuts vendor.