Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Dating Tips and Wisdom of the Day:

1. Plan your break up in advance so you can be cool, calm, and collected. But -
2. - breaking up is no easy task to accomplish. Particularly if the impetus for your break up is something like "principles" and you are not a principled person. So -
3. - when you fail to stand by the principles you only thought you had, you may as well make a day of it. Go to a museum with the person you are still dating, and their ex. All the while -
4. - laugh, laugh, laugh. It feels good. So good you should know that -
5. - just inside R Bar in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, there is a giant fish bowl of protective measures and thoughtfully, a fish bowl of friction reduction measures as well.
6. Thanks NYC Department of Health and Mental Hygiene.

Also...

I always feel a looming threat that on this blog I will sound like Carrie Bradshaw if I'm not too careful. An aesthetic which I despise. (Sorry ladies, gay men and weird straight men who like Sex and the City). Please write me hate mail if this is even vaguely the case.

2 comments:

  1. Maintaining cool,calmness is very important in a date, as we may not know about other person very well,dating is meant to know each other better.

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  2. No worries missy, you are the anti-Carrie.

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