Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Guess who is back?

Fear not my little chickpeas, my long absence is not an indication that I returned from the Holy Land with a husband and an attendant lack of motivation to blog. I did not even in the biblical sense, "know" anyone in the land of Israel. My time there was as barren as the Negev Desert. This is not to say there were no intrigues. I learned however several days into the journey that the objects of my intrigue had girlfriends. This was a total bummer because according to my understanding, part of my birthright as an American Jewess is to make out with a hottie whilst in Israel.

I would demand a refund but the program was free. Also I got to ride a camel.

In any case, it's back to the old fashioned Internet for dating. Stay tuned for more humiliating experiences brought to you by OkCupid.

1 comment:

  1. yaaaaaay!
    - helen (and let's assume brian, too)