The experiment is getting out of hand

My mother is not a bigot, but in the context of her daughter's romantic prospects, Jewish men are superior. After many offers of providing me with a small grant for a trial JDate profile, I have acknowledged a force within me I have long tried to suppress - (and at the risk of sounding like an Urban Outfitters t-shirt) I love Jewish boys.

Future hottie

Blessed are you oh JDate, ruler of the online world of Jewish dating, may it be your will that I should find Woody Allen in Adrien Brody's body.

Looks like I've got more Date-A to crunch.

And let us say, Amen.