Monday, December 21, 2009

The Shortest Day of the Year

The thing about being an online dating blogger is that there are booby traps all day, every day that could thwart your future deals with publishing houses and well-respected independent film studios. A few examples of things to be wary of:

1. Parties and art openings full of interesting attractive people.
2. Dance situations where physical and/or eye contact is made
3. Casual dinners with your friends who have friends

Pictorial representation of a danger zone

The possibility of entering an emotionally, intellectually, and sexually fulfilling and healthy relationship with someone met in real life is too great. I won’t chance it tonight. Also, the Shortest Day of the year presents a perfect opportunity to contemplate dying alone.

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