Saturday, January 23, 2010

Another day, another date

We postponed the afternoon bagel date by several hours and opted to ingest our carbohydrates in liquid form. Shocking.

In retrospect:
  1. Oops I did it again, I told another Internet date about this blog. An unfortunate pattern that occurs: They first wonder aloud if the date they are on is a sham. Then they are un-trusting of my insistence that their identity will not be detectable to the reading public.
  2. Because I don't inform my online companions that I am moving, it is awkward when friends encountered during dates inquire about the particulars of my NYC apartment search.
  3. I am fatigued by wondering what new people are thinking about me.
  4. I am fatigued by evaluating what I am thinking about new people.
  5. No matter how poised and self-assured the individual, introducing your Internet dates to your boss, your ex-boyfriend, and several besties, is likely an overwhelming way to conduct a first date.

1 comment:

  1. This poised, self-assured date seemed to handle the onslaught of humans quite well.