Thursday, January 7, 2010

Where da hotties at?

An online date is a meeting with a perfect stranger for, above all, mutual evaluation and scrutiny. Over the past two weeks, I have signed myself up for this experience multiple times in rapid succession. My Date 2 with Male 3 was particularly demoralizing and I returned to the drawing board feeling that I'd exhausted all possibilities for encountering hotties in the online universe.

I was ready to throw in the towel on the Online Dater’s Club and come up with a new blog that no one will read, but something in me decided to give it one more shot. For my persistence I was rewarded richly.

So where are da hotties at? OkCupid of course. I don’t have any pending dates as you can see from the sidebar action tracking this, but give me 24 hours or so. I have a few penpals.

3 comments:

  1. dude, you know the hotties are on Craigslist. how about living a little dangerously?

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  2. Now its time for unsolicited advice from a Brewmaster -

    Recently, I went to a pub that didn't play music, was oddly decorated, and the bar tender actually shushed some of the clientelle for loud talking. The beer I sampled was crap and for the first time in my life I actually sent it back. It was an awful experience all in all, but I know for sure in my heart that I will not stop frequenting bars as a result. Sometimes the bar just sucks - remember, there's always another pub down the street!

    Very brew-ly yours, Brewmaster Eric

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  3. The Online DateretteJanuary 8, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    Brewmaster Eric,

    though the Online Daterette supports microbrews, she would like to gently remind you that it is not proper blog etiquette to post commentary not germane to the blog.

    yours,
    the Online Daterette

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