Face time

I just went to a popular karaoke night where I discovered the following:

1. When I see hot faces, I am frustrated by there being no button I can click to discover whether the person attached to the hot face is into girls, what their favorite things to do on a first date are, and whether they might perchance want to make out with me.
2. Rather than simply being able to enjoy an old bald heavyset gentleman’s quite lovely performance of “Nights in White Satin,” I am instead envisioning the following composition in a text box to the right of his face: “I am usually a shy guy but I am surprisingly good at karaoke, lol."
3. I am in general, burned out on looking at people’s faces