Sunday, January 3, 2010

Puerile confessions to my web log

Dear Blog,

Sometimes online dating can be so wonderful that one feels compelled to relate to their blog as though it is their pre-adolescent diary. This is such a time. Oh Blog, he was so cute and nice and had a neat sweater on. I could go on, with gushy and dorky sentiment, but I may have like liked my date so much that I mentioned the existence of you to him. So just in case he was born after 1979 and is therefore capable of doing two minutes of internet research to discover the metaphorical keys to you, this modern day diary, I refrain.

The Online Dater

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